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| Sunday, August 15th, 2010 |
| Issue: 41 |
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Editor: HowlingMadMika |
| Celebrating a new job |
PoisonBullet |
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Im like a kid in a candy shop! With new buttons to press, new forums, there was no end to my excitement until SeanFailKnox brought me back down to earth with a thump reminding me I had a job to do... what a mood killer that was! And those who know me will understand that despite my dreary, robotic, whiney forum persona, I dont enjoy a downbeat mood
especially when I just got a job as a Buzz writer! So I decided to celebrate, and my plan was simple; shoot some people! To ensure a heavily biased, glorifying, account of my celebration I was going to write about it myself; quickly bagseeing the story in the Buzz forum! But then I was shot down again, this time by HowlingMadMika, who told me I had to let someone else write it
. So BuzzLew got the job, I see HDO conspiracy! This left me with two problems, the article will be nowhere near as biased towards me as I had hoped, and more pressingly, I had to think of something to write about
So I thought what was the second best way to celebrate apart from shooting
So I asked around at The Buzz and then it stuck us; karaoke! But not just any karaoke
Bootleggers Buzz Karaoke! Wed write a song, thats right a song in a newspaper, a song that you cant even hear but will have to imagine
its probably for the best knowing the collective singing talent at The Buzz! And this song is dedicated to more than 147 bootleggers players who applied to become a Help Desk Operator and have so far been unsuccessful, enjoy:
I wanna be a HDO
I wanna be a HDO so fricking bad
Abuse all of the power that I had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of the Bootleggers Buzz
Yellow next to CustomStyle and Lew
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in yellow lights
A different forum every night oh
I swear the players better prepare
For when Im a HDO
Yeah I would answer tickets like Mika
Id be right in some of them, and then on Christmas
Give Poison a wish list
Id probably pull a Nyxxie and 5Litre
And ban a bunch players for being such cheaters
And sittin on my profile Ill have my own theme music
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in yellow lights
A different forum every night oh
I swear the players better prepare
For when Im a HDO
Oh H, D oh for when Im a HDO
Oh H, D oh for when Im a HDO
I wanna be a HDO so fricking bad
Abuse all of the power that I had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of the Bootleggers Buzz
Yellow next to CustomStyle and Lew
I wanna be a HDO so frickin bad!
Thank you and goodnight!
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