Sunday, December 26th, 2010
Issue: 61   Editor: McAldarion


COLUMN: The Timing of Major Events POI2000

Christmas is a time to get little nags out of the way so we can all move on and get on with our happy friendship; Poison has a small complaint that we at the Buzz have had to cope with for years. Just to let you know...

Before I begin, let me just make it clear that I am fully aware that saying this will most likely only tempt more of you into doing this, but what the hey, worth a try!

For those of you who aren’t the sharpest knife in the block and haven’t figured out what I’m talking about from the title I’ll explain for you, although you should probably spend less time on Bootleggers and more time studying! Where was I...? Oh yes, ‘The Timing of Major Events’, let me make clear I have no problem with big events happening; it livens up the game and gives me something to write about (as when nothing of note happens I’m forced to resort to writing rubbish like this) and it’s certainly great fun to be involved. However, if you’re going to shoot a crew, go on a ‘random spree’ or attempt to shoot all the Bullet Factory owners (I know, lame) then why do it on a Saturday night or worse; a Sunday Morning?

Those thousand words (or more if we get carried away) you see in the Buzz don’t come out of nowhere and quite surprisingly we Buzz writers have other stuff to do, except me obviously- I’m a proper no lifer, so do us a favour and shoot nice and early in the week. Oh and while I’m moaning do us a favour and answer our questions otherwise it makes it a very boring read for the rest of the players and not all that easy to write an article on!

/moan.

So in the spirit of Christmas, consider it a present to us at the Buzz- shoot early and answer questions.

Or alternatively you could ignore me and do what you want, either way Merry Christmas to everyone!