Sunday, January 23rd, 2011
Issue: 65   Editor: ApocalypticAldarion


54 killed in ‘Random Shooting’ BuzzPoison
It was Rufus and Jochemftw who sent bullets flying on behalf of Event Horizon and Haters Gonna Hate respectively this week and 54 players fell victim to their bullets. True to form we at the Buzz got in touch and rather predictably nowadays we were told that the kills were “just random”. We at the Buzz are now considering creating a template for these shootings and simply filling in the names, crews and numbers involved! However, until we get around to doing so we have to go about it the usual way, Rufus shot first so we got in touch to ask about his spree.

Rufus was very obliging in answering our questions and told us he was “given a list and asked if I wanted to shoot. As such, it's been a while since I have so I said yes.” When pressed further he told us that he was a member of Event Horizon and he had received his orders from “[his] crew boss.” Despite his willingness to answer our questions, Rufus couldn’t answer any more of our questions due to lack of knowledge, he’d been ordered to shoot by his crew boss and had done so, shooting 36 accounts in total. The crew boss is question here is Betty, currently known as BettyBNaughty[/cuser], so we tried to get in touch with her to see if she could shed any more light on the situation. Luckily for us, and for you reading this article, she could! However, the light she did shed on the story was rather dull and weak, she told us that “Rufus is shooting a list which the N Don was going to shoot but we know he is now unable to.” (This is a comment about the shooting of ex-Nation Don SinBreeder). When asked about how targets had been chosen for the shootings she disappointingly told us that “It is just random.”

Literally a few hours after another dull and predictable display of ‘random shooting’ we saw [user]Jochemftw start firing, on behalf of Haters Gonna Hate. We got in touch with him to see what had inspired this latest shooting, and we were disappointed. In a similar way to Rufus, he quoted “Crew orders” as the reason for his shootings and when we contacted Haters Gonna Hate we were told that shootings were “random”. He did give us a few more mundane details when requested, though, and to keep you entertained, we can tell you that he shot 18 accounts and shot 30k bullets.

So another week goes by and another bout of ‘random shootings’, can anything be done to end this cycle? If not, we’ll see you the same time next week with what will undoubtedly be a fairly similar article.