Sunday, August 3rd, 2014
Issue: 15   Editor: FlameS


Joke's Weekly Jokes Joke


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    If I see someone spell it as “pedofile” I want to correct them, but then I’m like, is this really an area where I want to look knowledgeable?

    I didn't go to the gym yesterday. But the name of the cashier at McDonald's was Jim, so, same thing.

    No guy named Larry was ever a baby. They actually walk out of their mothers womb with receding hairlines in sandals with socks.

    Apples I don't have to peel to eat, oranges I do. BOOM, COMPARED

    Saturday night.
    Expectation: parties, friends, making tons of memories.
    Reality: Food, Bootleggers and Netflix.

    I'd like to call bs on the Ninja Turtles having those ripped abs. No way you could do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me, I've tried





    Inky wrote:
    Q. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
    A. *Gagging noises*


    Maniuplate wrote:
    A Chinese couple own a restaurant together. One night they are having sex and the husband says, "I want to 69" To which the wife replies, "why you want beef and broccori now?"


    ThatBitch wrote:
    What did the 0 say the the 8??
    Where you get your belt.

    I got a Chinese the other day and a birds head kept poking out the bag.
    I took it back and they said yea you order peeking duck


    Mason wrote:
    You hear about the scarecrow who got a promotion?
    He was outstanding in his field!

    My mum laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a car out of spaghetti.
    Should have seen her face when I drove pasta!


    Tyn wrote:
    I wrote a song about a tortilla.
    Well, I say song, but it's more of a wrap...

    I got a job crushing coca-cola cans...
    It's soda pressing


    Caboose wrote:
    Do you know who likes to get fisted?

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    Sock puppets!
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