Sunday, August 24th, 2014
Issue: 18   Editor: BadJoke


Weekly Joke Column MysticW1g

I hope you enjoy the depravity.

1. They say travel tends to broaden the mind, except with Americans. There it just tends to widen the arse.
Also only a small percentage of Americans have a passport, I mean they say it like it's a bad thing.

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2. Why is it the two teams from Manchester sound like gay bars?

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3. The dancing constime, the unitard. Is it just me that thinks it sounds like a special needs kid with a horn?

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4. When it comes to charity some people will stop at nothing, too right.

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And finally

5. I have a problem with a charity. The make a wish foundation. Now don't get me wrong, it is fabulous work they do. But my problem is the name, I think it should be changed to
"No, make another wish there is nothing we can't do about that" foundation

I would love to hear your feedback. Thanks

~Mystic
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