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| Sunday, February 11th, 2007 |
| Issue: 10 |
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Editor: iAir |
| What To Do With No Life |
Trapped |
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Make a story.
I did it, look:
KollA doesn't blow himself up!
O.B. Laden likes planes.
Planes can fly.
Flies are annoying.
Annoying Yoda is.
Yoda isn't Dagorlad.
Bootleggers is full of exploits and hacks.
Hacks are for Lapras.
Lapras is a pokémon.
There are 150 Old skool Pokémon.
Old Pokémon are elite.
Elite can be translated with leet.
Leet can be translated by 1337.
1337 is a large number.
Numbers is the name of a Television show.
Television shows are frequently watched by retarded people.
This world is over-populated.
Whoring is legal in the Netherlands.
In the Netherlands the weather isn't nice.
Nice is a city in France.
France got conquered twice by England.
England is a land full of ginger kids.
Ginger kids are scary.
Scary movie is based on other movies.
Movies are made by directors.
Directors are people.
People can build buildings.
Buildings are high.
High is an effect you get from weed.
Weed can be annoying when you dont want it, but the Dutch weed is amazing.
Amazing might be a movie name.
Names are given to babies.
Born to kill is a song by N.W.A.
The H.I.V. disease gets caused by unsafe sex.
Unsafe sex was committed by Senz.
Senz is married with MelagayFace.
Melagayface says I'm a moron.
Moron could be the name of a planet.
Planets are part of solar system.
Systems are unmissable for computers.
Computers are machines.
Machines are used all over the world.
The world is full of ugly people.
Ugly people have a leader.
That leader is Senz.
Senz wants to be me.
Me is Sidious.
Sidious is a Sith.
Sith's have amazing forces.
Germany is a country in Europe.
Europe has a union.
Unions make you cry.
Crying is for girls.
Virgins are people born in September.
September is a month.
Months give you money.
Money makes me happy.
Happiness is good for world peace.
World peace cant be achieved as long as people live.
Living isnt nice in prison.
Prisons are being filled by policemen.
Policemen say hands up.
Hands up is a song by Lloyd Banks.
Lloyd Banks is part of G-Unit.
Monkeys live in the rain forest.
Rain forests are getting smaller.
BSF2000 made a game.
Game is a rapper.
Bikes are made of metal.
Metal is hard rock.
Rocks can form mountains.
Mountains have snow.
Snow can be yellow.
Yellow is the colour of HDOs.
Having no life is sad.
Small weird looking people are small.
Small is LapraS.
LapraS fell on ice.
Ice was a crew.
Crews are expensive.
Expensive stuff isnt cheap.
AIDS is Lethal.
Lethal is the A.K.A. of Superb.
Superb knows Spine.
Funny people are fun.
Fun is what I have making this up.
Making this up is pretty useless.
Useless items are boring.
Boring this is.
This is the end.
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