Sunday, February 22nd, 2009
Issue: 114   Editor: Mikamon


Resistance Kills the Rich! JDv1
It was a rather busy weekend for one Resistance shooter, named Abigal, who shot those of high wealth, apparently, destroying $14 billion in the process.

On Saturday, Abigal, a shooter for Resistance killed around 23 accounts, these accounts were believed to be holding great amounts of cash and in total, it is believed that up to $14 billion was buried with the corpse of the deceased.

So why exactly were the wealthy at target? I managed to catch up with Abigal, he said, “Notoriously rich people are the ones who do hitlists to our friends, recently INUSSOLMthegreat was hitlisted and killed, they hold cash to hitlist so therefore we decided to kill some notoriously rich people and that was the story.”

He also told me he had used around 710 thousand bullets, most acquired from the bullet factories. A small price to pay, as would later seem from the results of the spree. Also, when asked about any future plan, he said, “more notoriously rich people to be killed”. So you rich folk, stash that cash! Before you are found and bound for death!