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Sunday, March 1st, 2009 |
Issue: 115 |
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Editor: DoubleAgentNyxxie |
Excitement in a Quiet Night |
DrZoidberg |
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Death and mayhem struck a few members of the Bootleggers community on Saturdy night, the last day in February. ArmouredGRIFFON released a barrage of bullets at some unsuspecting targets, killing a total of four high ranked accounts. His use of 195,000 bullets wiped some money and smiles from the Bootleggers database. This angry Godfather opened fire on 4 Respectable Dons, killing them all.
peterpiper, Volataire, JoeyThaDon and Guesswhoisback were each shot in a quick spree by ArmouredGRIFFON. The kills were swift and the man behind the gun seemed pleased. When asked what the motives were, he replied, "One was N.rich, The other 3 had bitched my friend in some way. Simple as that." I'm glad my conversation with this killer was cordial.
Revenge was swift, though; ArmouredGRIFFON was dead in less than four hours. His impressive spree on four Respectable dons will not be forgotten any time soon. Killing for respect is the Bootleggers way, and ArmouredGRIFFON gave us a perfect example. His killer has also reminded us of the Bootleggers way: revenge.
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