Sunday, March 29th, 2009
Issue: 119   Editor: Mikamon


aidykinayster - New Michigan State Don Chiron
Hands up Detroit! Hands up Grand Rapids! Actually, if you just so happen to be anywhere in Michigan, raise those hands as you have a new State Don! Picking up where previous players such as palmman, Trogdor and hoodlum have left off, the keys to Michigan city hall have now been taken by aidykinayster! After much hard work at ranking and progressing through this game’s first thirteen ranks, aidykinayster has reached one of the ranks that many players will only ever dream of reaching, and after a quick interview with our newly promoted State Don, we can now find out just what the future may hold for the grand state of Michigan, and Bootleggers players in general.

When queried about the stats required to reach his rank, aidykinayster revealed that it took the grand total of 359 Organised Crimes and just over 4,500 crimes along with 1,200 stolen vehicles, a tall order for making such a rank. Given the vast amount of time and effort put into ranking to State Don, we then asked our new State Don if he had any plans to go just that little bit further, and hit the gold plated heights of the illustrious Nation Don position. The response we recieved was an honest “I really don't think I'll be able to make it, judging on the amount of time and ranking it took for me to get to S Don, I'd say N Don in about 4 years? But how many S Dons are alive that long these days?” which is a true nod to the increasingly dangerous environment that comes with making such a high rank. As for other current plans, we ware simply told that aidykinayster’s plan was to merely “stay alive” as there “isn’t much point making plans if you end up dead”.

With the previous answer in mind, our thoughts instantly turned to a more pressing question, would aidykinayster be going the same way as several other State Dons and ending up stacking his fair share of murders? Aidykinayster decided to stay ambiguous, stating “Well...if the right offer comes along from the right parties... who knows. But whats the point of having S Don privileges and not using them...am i right?”. This could most definately be a warning to some of you out there that there just maybe a chance that an enemy of yours ends up accquiring some additional help on the killing front from our Don of Michigan.

Bringing this glimpse into the life and dealings of our Michigan State Don to a close, the Buzz would like to wish aidykinayster the best of luck with his new position, and any of his future endeavours. However, given aidykinayster’s answers to his interview questions the Buzz would advise those of you out there with enemies to watch yourself, as the main man of Michigan may be coming after you, if the offer is right!