Sunday, April 19th, 2009
Issue: 122   Editor: Mikamon


Chaos Soldiers Insided! Mikamon
Article written by zTarquiNz

In the same week that they appeared, Chaos Soldiers (CS) was taken off the stats by none other than WhosYourDaddy. The Buzz caught up with a number of players, involved and affected by the insiding, to see their reaction and plans.

First off, we had a quick chat with main insider, WhosYourDaddy. To start, we asked him how many were killed. He didn’t have an exact answer to this question and merely exclaimed, “All Boss+ ranks inside the crew were killed. When we asked him why, WhosYourDaddy told us, “They pissed off Perpetual Elysium, mainly Cracka and FuckleDumpster. So, being the good friend I am, I helped them take revenge.” Finally, we asked WhosYourDaddy how many bullets were used in the insiding. He replied, “Very little, you have to love that hard-kick feature.”

Next on our list of players was underboss of Chaos Soldiers, Kan3anzv3. Our first question to Kan3anzv3 was why he thought this had happened to his crew. He told us, “There was a miss-understanding between Chaos Soldiers and Perpetual Elysium.” He carried on to say, “I thought we were friendly with each other and so I let a member of theirs in and he does this…” Next, we asked Kan3anzv3 what CS was planning to do with PE and whether or not they were planning to return to the stats. He told us, “At this moment in time we are not planning on returning but I assure you that this is not over!”

Last on the agenda was CS council member, eliminate. We asked him what his reaction was when he saw the dreaded, “You have been killed page.” He told us his reaction was, “Oh no, why do they always pick us.” As it turns out, Chaos Soldiers has been unlucky enough to have been insided twice before. Following up on this, the Buzz asked him why he thought CS attracts insiders. He came back with, “I don’t know, I guess it is just up to bad luck.”

The Buzz would like to thank all players for giving up their free time for interviews. We would also like to say that we look forward to covering the reaction.

Happy Gaming!