Sunday, April 1st, 2007
Issue: 17   Editor: MissNyx


Franny Being Franny fastfoodfranchise
Well, an exciting week it has definitely been!

As you may have read elsewhere, Sabin is resigning. One of his final acts will be making yours truly an admin. The reason...I'm his real lover. Yes it's true, Franny and Sabin both play for the other team. You think its a coincidence both of us were involved in pro wrestling where we can roll around with other scantily clad men?

Finally, rumor has it that Dal and Skysome are plotting to kill all of the State Dons until Ramon ranks up enough and claims the nation don spot.

I was speaking to the one and only BSF the other day and he advised me he plans on buying some of his primary competitors. This would give him the monopoly on gangster games. Of course, we all know Bootleggers is the best so theres really no need for him to buy the others out.

On a serious note, as you know, Katy(OohLala) and StarDarkFame have become HDOs. I don't know SDF but have heard a lot of positive things about her background here at Bootleggers. Katy is a friend and someone, who even before I got to know her, I noticed was very respected and knowledgeable. Who cares if they are married to moderators? Get over it and give them a chance to do their job. While I'm venting, who cares that the majority of the last people offered HDO positions are female? Every one of them has both deserved it and done a great job thus far. So those of you complaining, stick it where the sun don't shine.

This is Franny Being Franny!


Happy April Fools!