Sunday, April 15th, 2007
Issue: 19   Editor: iAir


The Truth About the Staff kLeaZz
BSF2000 - BSF is actually the green power ranger.

dreamnid - dreamnid once dreamt that he would work as a builder unfortunately it turned out that he would become a solicitor because his dream was during the builders "test", so therefore he failed.

Nohau - Nohau infact once lived in England. He spent his days pot planting lillies in his back garden.

Sabin - Sabin says he wrestles. But what you may not know is that the wrestling is naked. He sometimes likes to indulge in a g-string while wrestling.

5litre - 5 often goes to the wrestle matches with Sabin to "watch".

Lotus - Lotus actually does not have a favourite flower contrary to his name. He in fact has a back garden full of gnomes that were found at a tip.

Andy - Andy buys too much cathedral city cheese.

Raztaz - Raztaz once watched Godzilla while eating three spring rolls, through his nose.

TestAccount - TestAccount is the horniest person in the world. He "grows" when any women comes in sight.

TrojanCube - Although sometimes called TrojanPube, ironically, he does not have any pubes.

JuanFran - JuanFran was once caught in a bus stop sleeping after being kicked out of a club for wearing a hat.

Shaggerty - Shaggerty is actually Shaggerty's real nickname, however, the reason he gave was I believe because of his hair, however, the real reason is the amount of sexual activity he indulges in.

Sweetie - Sweetie once went to a garage to keep her car full of petrol and caught Andy buying cathedral city cheese in the groceries isle.

Browneyes - Browneyes, has actually got green eyes and they can be seen from space.

MrWillie - MrWillie unfortunately was born with the impedement of having a genital grown in the wrong place. (Maybe something to do with his name)

StarDarkFame - StarDarkFame is as you know with Raztaz. The real story behind the two is that Raztaz was once a girl and StarDarkFame was once a lesbian, however, due to the certain constraints on their lesbian marriage Raztaz endured a sex change.

MsNyxxie - Nyxxie has a mole on her left bum cheek. Use your own imagination.

Spellbound - VDD is actually in the running for Miss America.

LadyDraco - Tracy is the best looking mum in England. She is refered to as a M.I.L.F very often in the streets.

OohLaLa - OohLaLa fancies me.

AirIV - Air, once rode a horse on the M25.

OhMyRod - Rod has given up playing the drums to be playing the flute. He is apparently going to be the next biggest flute player, however who was the first?!

JorisSequel - Joris has one leg shorter than the other and wears herman munster shoes to even his legs out.