Sunday, December 24th, 2006
Issue: 2   Editor: Nobody


Signs Of Being Addicted To Bootleggers kinghenryviii
You know your addicted to Bootleggers if....

1) You change all of the clocks you own to BL time.
2) You skip your honeymoon to hold a casino for your friend.
3) You wake up in the middle of the night repeatedly saying "All Hail BSF2000!"
4) You think of excuses to tell your boss so you can sit at home all day and play Bootleggers.
5) After saying goodbye to your kids in the morning you add, "I hope you pwn that math test!"
6) The letters B, O, T, L, E, G, R, S, are faded on your keyboard.
7) You paid your kid's allowences in Bootleggers money.
If you have an enemy in real life, you make an account with their name and kill it.