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Sunday, December 31st, 2006 |
Issue: 3 |
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Editor: Nobody |
BREAKING NEWS: Santa Clause Found Dead! |
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To all the children out there: its horrible that the Bootleggers Buzz has to be the one to break the news to you all but Santa Clause is dead. You can blame the lack of Christmas presents under the tree, the reason Mrs. Clause is a widow and why the reindeer havent been fed all on one person: MrPelli. Yes, he killed Santa and placed himself on the naughty list for all eternity then again, at least hell be going on the naughty list with style as the new owner of a Sony Playstation 3.
He wasnt the first, however, to kill Santa. Prior to the legal and legit kill committed by MrPelli, KDB took the stand and shot 1,500 bullets (using a High Standard .22) at SaintNick, killing him. Though due to the rules of the tournament, he was later banned for duping and SaintNick was revived with his health boosted to a random percent.
50,000 bullets are all it took for MrPelli to send the jolly man in red, down; his reindeer following after for a second time. He was then searched thoroughly by the Elite Guard for any illegal actions such as duping or hacking. Finding to be clean, MrPelli was declared as the winner in the IMPORTANT topic placed by BSF2000.
Congratulations, MrPelli!
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Below are pictures that MrPelli greatfully uploaded for us all with his newly owned PS3:
http://www.bootleggers.us/images/contests/PS3/1.jpg
http://www.bootleggers.us/images/contests/PS3/2.jpg
http://www.bootleggers.us/images/contests/PS3/3.jpg
http://www.bootleggers.us/images/contests/PS3/4.jpg
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