Sunday, August 5th, 2007
Issue: 34   Editor: Air


Slot Machines gone BAR BAR BAR! TASmania
The slot machines were updated recently and everything was fine and dandy. Gerrard, the Pennsylvania State Don, decided to give his gun a run and shoot. DarkGhoul, Michigan slot owner, was the unfortunate victim. But after he had killed the slot owner the slots did not drop openly to be picked up... they fell into the hands of 'None' the account used in the Buzz Easter Hunt Competition. It caused controversy in the game forum as hordes of players started playing the slots in hope of winning them from none. In a matter of minutes, none's wealth status went from Food stamp Applicant to Notoriously rich with a $2,500 max bet.

Eventually a moderator confiscated them and released them back into the game. So a few hours later, Gerrard tries his luck again and shoots Louisiana slot owner, DarkWarlock but the slots failed to drop again. It seems with the update to the all new improved slots comes a bug.