Sunday, September 2nd, 2007
Issue: 38   Editor: MadamNyxxie


Voluntary VS Recruitment VS The Buzz Riggs
Putting it simply, to keep the Buzz ‘buzzing’ enough - requires proficient writers. Under recruitment, many of us likely fear the demand of commitment. Therefore, Freelance gives us the expandable option of a comfort zone, something the official writers can never have, thus putting more commitment under pressure of demand. This obviously has a negative reflection on the majority of the community in terms of recruitment, which I assume is why we see such a little amount of official writers in present time.

But I guess the current writers can ‘handle it’ anyway, so why would it change?

Well, the editors run a public service, yet too many of us fail to realize that that ‘service’ requires those ‘proficient writers’ and there isn’t currently enough at official disposal. You might try and deny it all you like, but it’s the truth.
So here’s the jaw breaker… do YOU want to change it?

Just think about it for a minute and let me paint a picture for you.

You’re an official writer. You receive a message one morning from a randomly high respected player. This player informs you of an immediate conspiracy ‘cover up’ involving an underground crew formally known as The Clericuzio. What was believed to apparently be Sempre Famiglia recently housing DoctorZ members was infact a small distraction to a much bigger plan - elaborately masterminded by The Clericuzio themselves.

DoctorZ was simply a temporary name created by The Clericuzio to divert the public’s attention. Putting it straight, The Clericuzio is DoctorZ. People may be familiar with their real intentions, which involved numerous anonymous hitlists against every State Don. Why? …because this was Step 1 (the convincer) to how they were going to get Sempre Famiglia wiped. The hitlists caused major confusion. Fingers got pointed, and the right people died. No doubt The Clericuzio had the bullets, money, shooters and resources to take the whole Sempre Famiglia crew out themselves anyway. But why would they risk their identity and do it themselves when they could just as easily give that ‘reason’ to someone else with similar power and capability.

The killings on Sempre Famiglia and The Order were directed against DoctorZ right? …wrong.

When the ball went into motion, everyone stood up to become pawns in The Clericuzio’s game of chess. LuciferHell was hired in both money and fame for the shootings and given a false statement to place in his profile after. Sempre Famiglia knew they wasn’t housing ‘DoctorZ’ members ‘intentionally’ (as LuciferHell claimed), so they just went on to believe they were ‘unlucky’ when they were targeted.

All in a nutshell, DoctorZ was and still is the invisible target everyone’s looking for, thus covering the tracks of The Clericuzio who are still yet to reveal their true identity.

Amazing huh!?

Oh, and the Elite Guard is actually a religious cult based in Texas who manufactures carpets.
I’m a tax collector working in a church made of lego and as of 2008, The Buzz will be made into braille for blind players which may damage monitors …yeah right!

But now do you see how creative you can be? This article took me thirty minutes to type whilst listening to Daniel Bedingfield and talking on the phone. I’m not an official writer. There was no planning involved. It’s all a load of complete rubbish. I made it all up myself. Anyone can produce what I just have, and even have as much fun as I did doing it. You just need the balls to allow other people to waste their time reading it. Some say why? I say why not? I say let the words fall where they may - and sure as hell will the community look out for the next article. Better yet, maybe they’ll make their own.

Riggs strikes again, all for now, more rubbish next week.

~Riggs