Sunday, September 9th, 2007
Issue: 39   Editor: Air


A View to a Kill vasago4
Last Sunday I had just finished reading the Buzz when the little barrel lit up in the corner of my screen. I checked my inbox and found a rather strange message.

“I need a favour. 2 associates of mine are not impressed with the story in the Buzz. They make it seem as if TS's takeover was just for the $. As if VinnyG had hired a killer. They got it all wrong.”

“So, what can I do to help” I asked.

“SantasLittleHelper (aka Kat) and Nello (aka Wanderer) want you to write an article explaining their side of what happened. They want to stay UG so can’t write it themselves. You will deal with me, they don’t want anyone to know their current names”.

As I said a rather strange message! I felt like I had been transplanted in some old spy film. But why me? Why not go straight to the Buzz? So many questions needed answering.

I soon found out I was asked as I was an outsider and not connected to the events. Also because they had read my previous Buzz article and thought that I could get the story across. So what story is there to tell? Be patient my dear reader and I will get to the point.

The whole plan for the crew wipe was incepted many months ago, back in Spartan times. Well when The Spartan Warriors were wiped from stats. Kat, aka Kat777, Divinity and Kat007, was shot three times, twice by Revelation and once by shooters acting for The Black Out. Kat was not happy about being shot but was more upset with TSW being taken. She swore a bloody revenge and started buying bullets like it was the January sales. She contacted her long time BL friend, Wanderer, and formed a plan to wipe out The Black Out. Unfortunately for Kat, The Black Out was soon sold to Dagorlad and TBO was no more.

This did not deter the intrepid duo, and they kept on buying bullets, waiting for a situation to arise at which time they could unleash their fury.

Kat decided to join a crew in order to take advantage of the reduced price for weapons and protection upgrades, and chose a crew that would be safe to hide in so she wouldn’t be killed and lose all her bullets. The Supremacy was the chosen crew.

While this crew may have been a safe crew for Kat, it was to be not so safe for the rest of The Supremacy. Some information came to light that gave direct relationships between TS, Revelation and The Black Out. This information has not been given to me and I don’t care to speculate on this, I only deal with the facts. After some communication with her partner-in-crime, Wanderer who wanted to show a TS member what his words could do, a new plan was formed and the wiping of The Supremacy was that plan.

The next problem was what to do with the crew once it was in their hands. The obvious choice was to sell the spot and pocket the points, for death was surely going to follow and they might as well get some reward for their efforts.

As luck would have it VinnyG was looking to bring The Finishing Touch back on stats and, the day before the attack, Wanderer negotiated the deal.

All that was left to do was shoot for the spot. From outside of the crew Wanderer shot Billie and Kat followed from inside the crew shooting Pannu, followed by the successor. From there the rest of the high ranks were killed. Itchy and Scratchy and Pelli joined TS to try and secure the crew, but to no avail. This was already anticipated and they had already been searched. These accounts were shot along with any other until the crew fell to Kat. Wanderer was let in the crew with a few friends and all the other TS members were kicked. Kat then passed the crew to Wanderer who did the deal with VinnyG.

Approximately 700,000 bullets were used to wipe TS, no points were converted into bullets. The only points used were for traveling.

There you have it! My clandestine meetings were at an end and Kat and Wanderer remain hidden in the underground.

One final word from the killers themselves:

“Getting your friends killed in 1 step.
Step 1. Mess with Kat or Wanderer.
The End”