Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
Issue: 54   Editor: Nyxxiekins


Al Bundy's `War Against Greed` CharlesLuciano
Before taking on his Christmas vacation, State Don AlBundy decided to spare more than 2.3 Million bullets at Respectable and Legendary Dons. In other words, yes, a new killing spree!

At 2007-12-20, 19:44:00 players in Colorado got one witness statement to start with. The people who witnessed the first 2-3 kills got excited, but when the witness statements started falling on their heads like rain, everyone knew, a spree was on!

The statistics page on the moment the spree began had the total money at $97,654,230,205 and the number of Legendary Dons was 127 while Respectable Dons were 166. According to AlBundy, this was too much money concentrated in hands of too few people. This called for the killings to begin!

AlBundy told our Editor Nyxxiekins his aim was at Both people and money so he said, The thing I did tonight was the Ldons' and Rdons' own fault for being to greedy and assholes to low ranks. AlBundy plans to go on vacation now, as "he got tired" from the spree.

Players were anticipating crew members to be killed, but AlBundy played it smarter than that, and didn't hurt any crew members. He just has his go at independent high ranks with fat pockets. Yes he did win some people's hatred, but crews weren't affected and their reactions are yet to be noticed!

Inflation reduction wise, the state don spree caused 85 high ranks to kiss their profiles goodbye. The aftermath Total Money got to $93,702,753,578 hence reducing total money in the game by $3,951,476,627. A very big amount of money has been swept off indeed.

After the shootings the number of Legendary Dons was 102 while Respectable Dons are only 112. The aim of this spree seems to have been reached. Now we can only wait to see the response to the killings!