Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
Issue: 54   Editor: Nyxxiekins


Boredom Kill PintoGod
Today, the New Jersey State Don, MichaelRodriquez, was killed at the hands of his own bodyguard, SlutkillerV13. While most of you will think he was shot because someone else wanted to the title of New Jersey State Don, he requested the kill.

MichaelRodriquez wanted the kill for several reasons. Upon being questioned for his motives of this request, it was revealed that he;

  • was bored with Bootleggers,
  • thought that once reaching State Don, it became unchallengeable and,
  • his profile pictures didn't match to the new silver background color for his profile.

    SlutKillerV13 was the culprit behind the killing. In the Game Forum, MichaelRodriquez announced that he was bored with being a State Don and thus, was requesting a kill. But what better way to do it than to hire a Bodyguard.... So he hired SlutKillerV13 to kill him with only 100 bullets, as any Bodyguard can do to their State Don.

    And there it was, gleaming on the statistic page, lied the death of MichaelRodriquez. Time of death: 19:32:06.

    Less than a minute later, he was spotted with another account.

    Can we expect to see MichaelRodriquez2 up at the State Don position yet again? When queried with this, he replied,“I don’t plan on it.”