Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
Issue: 54   Editor: Nyxxiekins


Santa? SoulPwner
Seems like Santa's here!
I'm a big fan of him, so I took time to interview MintoAtlozTheEskimo and LewzerLuffsRaydin, who claim they are Eskimos themselves.
I asked them a few questions about Santa and what the know about him.

LEWZERLUFFSRAYDIN:
Is it true that you're an Eskimo? Yes, indeed.
How do you know Santa? He lives next to me.
Do you know anything about him, personally? Well, he changes his underwear every day and feeds his penguins with cereals.
Does Santa play bl? No, he doesn't have time.
Do Eskimos always get presents from Santa? Of course.

MINTOATLOZTHEESKIMO:
Is it true that you'tr an Eskimo? Yarp.
Is Santa always nice to you? Of course, he's nice to everyone.
Does Santa travel a lot? No.
Does he like his staff? He doesn't really share it with the Eskimos.
Do you know anything about him, personally? He likes pink socks.
Who is nicer, Santa or the other Eskimos? Hmm.. They're just as nice I'd say.