Sunday, May 25th, 2008
Issue: 75   Editor: LilMissNyxxie


Boogie Wonderland Cassius2
As you may have read elsewhere there has been a lot of action in Bootleggers this week, most of it credited to Club Boogie who have been on a mass killing spree. I decided to get a little closer to this story so I donned my white flared suit and platforms and mosied on down to Club Boogie to try and get the inside scoop.

On entering the club I was taken aback by the decor, lurid colors on the walls and glitter balls hanging from the ceiling, a real throwback to the days of disco. On the dance floor throwing some shapes I could see four people giving it large. As I got nearer I recognized Mea, Haer and Kow dancing like it was 1975. There was one other person whose face I recognized but I could not place it, maybe somebody from a while back. I decided to approach them for an interview, holding out my press card so they knew I was on official business. They brushed my hand aside and dragged me onto the dance floor.

I soon came to realize that the only way I would get my interview would be to join the fun and show off my funky chicken. As I got down to the beat I asked my first question, probably the one on everybody's lips. Why did you shoot The Gambino Family. Virtual Reality, Mobb Figaz and The Deadly Alliance when your usual target is Revelation? The group smiled at me then hustled across the dance floor before giving me their response, " We needed new playmates". I'm guessing this is a group with no fear who hide from nobody. Which is a good time to ask about the mysterious fourth member of the group. So who exactly is it? "I am Cheese", the strange figure replies, "I was the supreme funder for the attacks". Now I remember him, he has been away for sometime but has returned with a vengeance, and a rather shiny glitter suit. Where has he been all this time? "I have been deep underground banking my gazillions, just waiting for the right time to strike. Then i saw the stats were getting dull...and thought it needed a bit of boogie in it"

So exactly how many bullets were used in the shootings? "Gazillions" replied Haer, who was interrupted by Mea who stated "Why not make bl an educational experience and let the readers do the math, we've posted the kills". Hmmm an interesting concept, making people count the bullets up themselves. But what is in it for us? "Haer will give a cam show to the one who guesses each of our bullets". Now thats an offer that you can't turn your nose up at!

So what are the plans for Club Boogie for the future? "PARTAY!" was the unanimous answer shouted by all and sundry as the music was pumped up and the dancing continued. Mea added to this "TBH, most were good sports about it, I'd like to see those who were back on the stats. And those who weren't, well I guess we have our new playmates"

Are there any final words to add for our dear readers? "Wanna boogie? Old skool bitches! and now it's o.k. to blame Mea", she replied with a smile.

Oh and one final word from Kow "Flamingos turn pink due to eating plastic"

At this point I decide it is time to leave the club and return to my humble abode, it is late and I'm worn out from all the dancing. I bid my fond farewell, and thank each person for their assistance in writing this article. Well I guess only time will tell whether Club Boogie will continue to party, or whether they will be hustled off the stats page.

~vasago (apparently its the trendy thing to sign off with your preferred name)