Sunday, July 6th, 2008
Issue: 81   Editor: NyxxieGoneWild


Voodoo Love Cassius2
There I was, your humble writer, sitting there minding my own business when suddenly, flashing like an orange beacon, my MSN messenger lit up and I had received a message. And what, pray tell, was this message, and what propelled me to write this article? Well it was rather a strange request in fact, and one that relates directly to Bootleggers, or in actual fact to one of its staff members. After speaking to this person, they said they had read my previous freelance articles in the Buzz and asked if I could send in a freelance article on their behalf. And why could they not send this in themselves? Because they were currently serving a ban. I said I would send it in, only if the subject was something that would not have an effect on me, nor my crew. It was then explained to me that it was a love letter, which intrigued me as this is something I have never seen in the Buzz, something nobody has wanted to do before. Well enough of me prattling on, I’m sure you are eager to read what this Casanova has to say:

“Diary of a banned man.

Today, Sunday 6th of July.

It's early in the morning, 0:35 and I must say I’m lonely. Today was hard, I have the flu and so I can't go out. I am home alone at the moment and after watching 4 movies, I decided to have a look at my Appeal status for my account.

2008-06-17 15:52:15 is the date I got banned for spamming. Which happens to be a felony that gets you a permanent ban. After arguing for a bit with the moderator who banned me, I decided to give up to argument, since moderators can’t be convinced anyway.

It has been 19 days since I got banned and I gave up logging in like 5 days ago, until tonight. My school has been out since a few days now, and I have plenty of spare time ahead so I thought I’d be nice to start playing bootleggers again, but apparently the admins are to busy with their important tasks, so they forget all about people who are in an pending appeal.

I kind of developed a spiritual bond with my banner, so I decided to propose today, I feel really attracted to her. It feels like I’m Adam, and my banner is Eve and we are the only two people on the planet, since I’m excluded from everyone else. There have been some sparks between the two of us and I decided to write a poem for the one I love:

My Sweetheart

So often when I am embracing you,
It seems that you exist in this world
only because of me and I exist because of you.

It's not easy to wander in this world
and not lose one's way,
but the greatest happiness of all
is in giving joy to one's beloved.

And if the king can have his throne,
and if the bird can have his Spring nest,
and God can have his heaven,
then I, my sweetheart, I can have you!

- BubbleBall00n -

I hope she accepts my ever lasting love, and the two of us can live on forever, happily ever after. Thanking her for bringing her in my life, and I guess, it was meant to be that you banned me. I don’t know how to say, but I’m deeply in love with you and I’d love you, to be my beloved wife. Please VooDooDoll, marry me!”

Well what can I say, the man obviously has very strong feelings for Ms VDD and has spent a lot of time and effort pouring his heart out to let her know how he feels. Where do things go from here? I guess this is between BubbleBall00n and VDD, and who knows, someday there may be a real Boot wedding. I hope you have enjoyed reading this article, but I must stop writing now as I need to take a trip to the dry cleaners just in case there is a wedding on the horizon.