Sunday, August 24th, 2008
Issue: 88   Editor: NYX2000


Hitlist Extravaganza MikaPika
When a player decides to quit, some want to go out with a bang. The way most people use to go out and be remembered is by going on a killing spree. This time, no kills were made it were hitlists instead. As a goodbye present, hakuna hitlisted 32 players for a total worth of over two billion dollars. The players, mostly members of The Deadly Alliance all got a nice sum of money put on their heads.

Surprisingly, all hitlisted players disappeared from the hitlist as quickly as they had appeared. Out of the 32 players that got hitlisted, a mere three got shot and killed. For as far as could be told, at least two of the three players had requested a kill and probably arranged something with their killer so they would get a part of, if not all, the money they had been hitlisted for. The hitlister himself, hakuna, committed suicide shortly after placing his hitlists. His final hitlist, worth 300 million dollars, said: “I QUIT! 50 bils here .. bye bye BL for ever c ya next reset sorry WHG.” This left us without the chance to ask him for his reasons behind the hitlisting. The only reasons that could be found were the reasons included with the hitlists. However, these didn't give much information as the main reason for all the other hitlists was: “i warned u!”

Despite his attempt of going out with a bang, virtually every would be victim survived and was bought off and no real reason was announced to the general public. Yet, with his attempt to give Bootleggers something to remember, a lot of money did disappear from the game. A fact that most players will like, as people think there's too much money in the game anyway. With his goodbye present, hakuna might not have killed many people but he did make money disappear and that isn't a bad thing at all.