Monday, September 1st, 2008
Issue: 89   Editor: NYX2000


A Small Bullet Shower MikaPika
On the 27th of August, the peace in the Bootlegging world was violently disturbed by winker (AKA Tucow). Shooting 175,000 bullets and killing ten players, he caused a small stir. As Tucow shot five players that were part of The Legends, it was first assumed that this crew was under attack. Several people already posted “R.I.P. The Legends” or something similar in the Game Forum. However, it soon turned out that The Legends would be left alone as no other member got killed.

In a response to his killings, winker kindly answered some questions. “Mostly random kills,” he said, explaining his reason(s) for the killings. “The Legends people I took out for...Fun.” He added: “Also...Had to shoot now due to some changes that where made to profiles. It would blow my UG cover if someone used it wisely.” The changes winker is referring to is of course the update that allows you to see more information such as the date on which the player originally joined. “I'd rather blow off the bullets now and restart the buying process than wait for someone to figure out it was me.”

“All people had to do was look at my TucowX or XX account and put 2 and 2 together. Brilliant update that screws over anyone trying to remain UG. All you need is a smartass that knows what he's looking for to blow your cover. A brainless un-usefull update,” he told the Buzz, clearly showing he didn't like the update. As he really didn't want to be found and shot so his resources would be wasted, he decided to reach for his gun and pull the trigger.

With his small spree, Tucow livened up Bootleggers for a while. As The Legends are relieved to see they are still on the statistics after what looked like a potential wipe, Tucow is preparing to get shot so he can vanish into the underground world once again. “I don't know...Perhaps. Hmmm....There can only be one...Pizza on my plate at the time,” Tucow said, ending his interview. There will probably be more action when Tucow decides to surface again. Just watch out.