Sunday, October 26th, 2008
Issue: 97   Editor: NYX2000


Helpx Loves EL Hit! RonBurgundy
Earlier on this week, after an 11th crewspot had appeared on our Statistics page, one of the two created one second apart was named Helpx Loves EL. However, their attempts to stay on the Statistics (Stats) were desperately challenged when LinebackerAsylum and Duane decided to shoot them, in an attempt to wipe them off completely, in an act of revenge.

One after another, 7 Boss+ accounts were shot. However this wasn't enough to succeed in their plan. Shortly after the bullets stopped flying, LinebackerAsylum created a topic on the Game forum, explaining their actions. In this topic he explained that he shot 25,000 bullets at a person when he should have shot 30,000 to ensure the kill occurred, meaning the spot didn't drop.

He said that when he saw Helpx Loves EL on the Stats, "it made me recall iWill". He went on to describe iWill's profile, which stated a list of kills including a previous account of BartusaurusRex, a fellow Boss of Asylum to Linebacker. He further stated, "iWill went UG after that so I couldn't take any revenge". He left with kind words to the other shooter, Duane, who shot the two highest ranked, Don accounts, with Linebacker telling everyone, "I don't have the time to take care of a crew spot. Only 1 Boss account in, first to kill has it".

Leaving one Boss+ account in the crewspot was dangerous, so a couple of other Boss+ accounts were let into the spot, with the crew eventually ending up in the hands of UnDeR1TaKeR. The Buzz was able to catch up with him to confirm and clarify certain events. When asked whether he had already been inside the crew at the time of attack, he replied, "Some one shot my friends and I came in after they got shot. Some of them were still alive and could accept me". The Buzz then asked what the plan was for letting in other accounts, and he told us, "sure, we will accept friends of Excel A.K.A Helpx and old members of TDK".

Unfortunately, we were not able to catch up with Linebacker for more details about further plans, but whether he will make a further move on the crew, is yet to be seen. At the time of writing, more Boss+ accounts have been let into the spot, with the crew up for sale. The crew name has also been changed from Helpx Loves EL to Eternal Labyrinth and furthermore to Crew For Sale. A lucky escape may prove crucial in this crew's attempt to rebuild and regroup with points gained from a sale. Whether others will shoot for it before a transfer is made is yet to be known. Until then, we can only wait and see.