Sunday, February 14th, 2010
Issue: 15   Editor: Mika


Bang, Bang, You Shot Me Down.. Frick
Not very many shots were fired this week, but the ones that were, were lethal. Klere, also known as DaveWouldNeverKillMe, decided that The Varangian Guard had run its course on the statistics, and wiped the crew. The Buzz contacted both sides of this attack, speaking to Klere and Gusto.

"I've always hated Gusto. Ever since he got hold of that spot I decided to get them wiped," said Klere. The Buzz then asked him why he had always hated Gusto, to which he replied, "He's killed me many times before, and he's a selfish prick only caring about money and points in this game." Next, we asked Klere if he had been planning it for a long time, and he said, "No, not really. I had twelve thousand points, so I just decided to let my friend shoot."

We asked Alano, the friend Klere asked to shoot The Varangian Guard, what the reasons were behind the shooting, and how many bullets and how many shooters there were. He said, "Why did I shoot? Well, I took exception to the way they disrespect certain people on the Game Forum. To answer your other questions, it did not take as many bullets as I thought it would, and there were two shooters: I shot eleven of the fiften crew members (not including GabLovesLexia, Mortallis, MissNino and Monica), and a second shooter was used to speed up the wipe."

When asked how he felt about his crew being wiped, all Gusto had to say was, "Being wiped is nothing new, it happens to everyone. Even weak crews can't stock and shoot, just like Klere." We later asked him what The Varangian Guard's future plans were. He answered, "The Varangian Guard will be back on the statistics whenever we choose to come back. In the mean time, I'll continue to annoy and shoot Klere again, just to pass some time."

The next question the Buzz asked was directed to Klere. We asked him what would he say to Gusto now, to which he replied, "Never accept Gusto into your crew, he is a complete shitbrick." Lastly, we asked Klere if Save the Whales had plans to stay. He said, "We will never leave. I always have the funds to shoot anyone and everyone standing in our way."

Clearly, this is just one battle in an ungoing feud between Gusto and Klere, and it just may get worse from here. Keep an eye on those guys, you may be in for something interesting!