Sunday, November 15th, 2009
Issue: 2   Editor: Nyxxie


Elite Guard Poem, by MediaMan MediaMan
BSF is like a god
We pray to him and he ignores
In the red he looks so hot
He made a game for forum whores

With his special EG team
He created a laserbeam
They can use it with a staff
That's pure magic and makes him tough

Now VooDooDoll the bitch in green
has too many children as it seems
She's on this site just to shit bricks
complaining 'bout BL's numerous dicks.

Andy, on the other side
Is loved by many, cuz he's right
All the humor that he spread
Aint almost nothing near the deads

Sweetie, o dear sweetie
you make me happy when skies are grey
I'm just kidding lollipop
didn't that sound awefull gay?

Than there's Rod, the random man
He comes and goes, without an end
He pops in like superman
And before you reply, he allready ran

At last there is my favourite girl
The second one in a green dress
Doesnt fit her body's color
but what the hell who cares

Chillin on the forum
hanging out like every whore
Im not saying you are one
Just saying you're one I'd go for

You still don't know who this is?
It is nyxxie my favo miss.
Keep up all your good work ma'am
If you dont than I'll be damned

I'll be damned oh yes I am
I forgot another man
It's 5litre the man in red
Guess he's ok, dont know him yet'

Thank you all for reading this
As you see I took a piss
Of BSF and his colored team
and his banstafflasterbeam



Enjoy.