Sunday, April 11th, 2010
Issue: 23   Editor: HowlingMadMika


Bootleggers Babies Murdered LewBooMooPoo
Yesterday, Bootleggers witnessed two crews falling from our 15 spots: Vatos Locos and Empire of the Scum, otherwise known as The Scummie Crew. Both were babies to the statistics, as they had appeared only recently and in the end did not last longer than a week before being brutally murdered. The Buzz was there to find out why their reign was cut short. The one and only shooter appeared to be Buscetta, who was shooting for none other than Gathering of Gangsters, a previous stats crew from earlier this round. He told the Buzz that 245,000 bullets were used to end the virtual lives of 24 accounts.

The Buzz was directed by the shooter to Apprentice, who we were told would be happy to assist us with our inquiries. He was able to tell us why Gathering of Gangsters shot Vatos Locos and Empire of the Scum. “The reason is quite easy; VL, and especially HertogJan have been a problem for me in the past,” he said. The crew seemingly took an early fall due to issues that, according to the shooter and his crew, could not be dealt with without the death HertogJan and the crew he was part of; Vatos Locos. Apprentice went on to say, “As for the scummie crew they never to take anything serious. Well we made it serious.” When the Buzz asked if it was possible for Gathering of Gangsters to become a statistics crew in the future our interview came to an abrupt end, with Apprentice leaving a final mark that other info was “of no importance.”

Due to these events occurring late in the week the Buzz was unable to make contact with the victims of these brutal attacks on these rookie crews, or well... rookie in the sense of being new to the statistics page this round. With The Scummie Crew appearing and disappearing every now and then, we have no doubt not seen the last of them. However, Vatos Locos has not made an appearance earlier this round, so whether or not they will be back remains to be seen. Nevertheless, the crew has had a nice history pre-reset, so it might just live up to that during this round.