Sunday, May 2nd, 2010
Issue: 26   Editor: HowlingMadMika


The Invisibles Reappear Lewienator
Earlier this week we saw one of Bootleggers' first crews of the round, The Invisibles, return to the statistics. The Invisibles were the eighth stats crew this round and have since been wiped from the stats until now. The Buzz has been digging deep into this story to bring you they whys and the hows of their reappearance, as well as those of the The Fatal Wounds wipe. Quite unlike usual, we were able to interview all parties involved.

This happened to be no normal shooting: a minor glitch appeared whilst The Fatal Wounds were being shot, resulting in scorpio, a boss account, being left in possession of the crew while being already dead. The Elite Guard intervened by removing the account as boss. They told the Buzz that this was a one off occurrence and could only be put down to one or more processes occurring at once; resulting in this error.

Aside from the beginning of this article being about the Invisibles return, we should not forget that The Fatal Wounds were wiped in order to allow this to happen. We caught up with KamiSutra, Boss off The Invisibles and main shooter for the destruction of The Fatal Wounds. He told the Buzz the shootings were made for his crew. They were made alongside SkyDied who shot 500 bullets resulting in one kill and also MyEyesAintGreen who shot 23,000 bullets also resulting in one kill, all of whom are joint bosses of The Invisibles. We asked KamiSutra how many kills he had made personally. “I have 1 more kill to make when I eventually find them, but it'll be 12 kills from me using roughly 122,000 bullets,” he said.

The Buzz was then directed to yet another crew boss, Himmelope, to answer more questions on this matter. We started our interview asking what The Invisibles have been up to in their vacation from the stats. We were told, “We've been busy whoring up our MSN group chat and looking for hookers.” We then went on to asking about the subject of making a return to the stats. Himmelope explained that they had no intention of returning to the stats but couldn’t let The Fatal Wounds, who previously dealt the fatal blow in them being taken down from the stats, get away with being a recognised crew themselves.

We then asked if we would see a crew size update in the near future from a 15 member spot to a 50 member one, which would mean a fully fledged return of all pink members. We were told, “We have no intention of upgrading our Crew size currently, the spot is more for fun than anything else, many members have chosen to remain underground.”

To conclude our interview we asked Himmelope how much he loves pink. He replied with, “All the best things in the world are pink, from steak to cotton candy to MyEyesAintGreen’s swimsuit, what's not to love?” Himmelope would also like to add, “Sky was immensely helpful in the wipe, he made coffee and brought in donuts at the perfect moment, unlike KamiSutra who was too busy playing roulette to be of any use.”

So it seems The Invisibles are expecting some sort of retaliation, but will The Fatal Wounds' views be the same? Are they a powerful crew that’s willing to fight back? We caught up with Moathv2, boss of The Fatal Wounds, to find out. He explained to us in what was a short and brief interview that the previous shootings were personal kills by a member of the crew and not the results of the crew itself, he also added that this was round one. However, the Buzz talked to a member of the crew, iGoldenEye, who contradicted this story by saying, “TI shooting us cause we shot them once this round.” So is this being covered up by the crew boss? Moathv2 added that “TFW will be back.” Only time will tell if they make a move or not as for now we the Bootleggers community will have to wait and see.