Sunday, July 4th, 2010
Issue: 35   Editor: HowlingMadMika


Sean, Evil Mastermind or Innocent Victim? MarlonBrando

As the title says, Tropa De Elite member, WillSeanMakeBoss, now called Seanlold due to the fact he died over this fiasco, was the center of attention this week. It was all over a situation he got into with his crew, a little joke you could say.

Sean woke on the fateful morning to discover that the leader of Tropa De Elite had removed everyone in his crew and left Sean all by himself. Confused Sean decided to ask DA,the boss of Tropa De Elite, what had happened. Sean wrote on a topic he had up later, “I got a pop-up from DA on MSN telling me, in his drunk and bored state, he had everyone kicked and left me in charge in order to make it look like I had insided.” So this is when Sean‘s mischievous mind got to work.

Sean decided, instead of playing it down and saying he didn’t do it, he would instead claim he did kick them all, as he said, “I sensed lulz were to be gained. I decided to play along with this ploy in order to rile some people up and generally laugh at the reaction to people thinking I would kick, practically, an entire crew-worth of friends and, even worse, my then-real-life-girlfriend.” Crafty work by the yellow man we thought. Sean got a great “Buzz”, (see what we did there), out of this, he told us, “I found it hilarious that people believed it.” However, all good things do come to an end and for Sean it was a end filled with bullets. Sean got his laugh, at the cost of his account WillSeanMakeBoss being killed. Two good things came out of this situation for Sean, he had a good time and he did make boss in the end.