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Sunday, September 5th, 2010 |
Issue: 44 |
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Editor: HowlingMadMika |
Bootleggers Buzz Kareoke |
PoisonBullet |
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As Im starting to rank up to a reasonable level again, after I was unjustly shot... Im sure you know by now, Ive started to notice that the time between ranking up really can drag!
Scum to Gangster, 1 OC easy. Assassin to Boss, 6 OCs.. Still not bad. But R Boss to Godfather, more than 10 OCs; especially with my very poor amount of crimes which is what I get for spending all my time on the forums!
So I was thinking about how I could let the Bootleggers community know how I felt about this delay in ranking was starting to get on my nerves and I thought..... Kareoke! I know what a surprise!
Havent ranked up yet To the tune of Havent met you yet by Michael Buble
Im not surprised, not everyone ranks,
Ive been shot so many times I just think no thanks,
I rank myself up; someone else shoots me down,
I get all ranked up then they shoot me straight down!
Ive tried so very hard not to get shot,
I even went and bought myself a safehouse,
I thought Id thought of every possibility... (oooh).
And I know some day that it might all work out,
All my hard work will be will be worth it when Im Nation Don,
And I promise you kid, Id go on one hell of a spree,
But oooh I just havent ranked up yet!
I might have to wait, Ill never give up,
I guess its half timing, and the other halfs luck!
Whatever state Im in, whatever is free,
Ill come out of nowhere and onto the states page.
And I know that itll be so amazing,
And baby that gold profiles gonna change me,
And now Im thinking of every possibility.... (oooh)
And I know some day that it might all work out,
All my hard work will be will be worth it when Im Nation Don,
And I promise you kid, Id go on one hell of a spree,
But oooh I just havent ranked up yet!
And there you have it; a song parody that was definitely meant to be about the frustration of ranking but others who have read it say there may be a subconscious message in there. Something to do with what I want to achieve on the game.. I think theyre overanalysing!
Hope you enjoyed!
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