Sunday, September 19th, 2010
Issue: 46   Editor: xSean


Bootleggers Buzz Karaoke II PoisonBullet

Having already written an absolute cracker for this week’s karaoke I felt begrudged to write another one, but if the promotion of our editor, Mika, isn’t worth of a bit of a sing I don’t know what is!

For those of you who missed it, Mika, aka HowlingMadMika has been promoted to Moderator and has joined the Elite Guard team! Shortly after his promotion I got in touch with him to congratulate him, as well as asking him for extra money, rank, and any other help his new super powers could give me; but unfortunately for me he refused. So I swiftly moved on to asking him how we could celebrate, Buzz lads night round his? A $10,000,000 ante poker game? But he calmly and professional told me (as he does), that all he wanted to do was have a beer, then he added ‘And some karaoke’, so we wrote a song together and here it is!

Moderator By Poison and HowlingMadMika

Mika, well done on your promotion,
I know you’ve, gotta clue whatcha doing
You can play with all your brand new shiny special buttons
I know what you are, what you are, Mika,

Look at you, doing more than just tickets,
Mika you, got all the buttons to sort things out
Used to be a crew boss, and a Help Desk Operator,
I know what you are, what you are, Mika

Moderator, Moder-Moderator, you're a Moderator,
Oh Moderator, oh you're a Moderator, Mika
You you you are, you you you are
Moderator, Moderator, Moderator, Moderator

Boy don't try to hide
I know just (just) what you are-are-are
Boy don't try to hide
I know just (just) what you are-are-are

(You) You can move topics
(You) You can ban players
(You) We know you can do it
(You) You’re a Moderator

Boy don't try to hide
I know just (just) what you are-are-are
Boy don't try to hide
I know just (just) what you are-are-are

(You) You’re coloured in green
(You) You’re in the EG
(You) We know you can do it
(You) You’re a Moderator

Moderator, Moder-Moderator, you're a Moderator,
Oh Moderator, oh you're a Moderator, Mika
You you you are, you you you are
Moderator, Moderator, Moderator, Moderator

Moderator, Moder- Moderator, you're a Moderator,
Oh Moderator, oh you're a Moderator, Mika!


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