Having already written an absolute cracker for this weeks karaoke I felt begrudged to write another one, but if the promotion of our editor, Mika, isnt worth of a bit of a sing I dont know what is!
For those of you who missed it, Mika, aka HowlingMadMika has been promoted to Moderator and has joined the Elite Guard team! Shortly after his promotion I got in touch with him to congratulate him, as well as asking him for extra money, rank, and any other help his new super powers could give me; but unfortunately for me he refused. So I swiftly moved on to asking him how we could celebrate, Buzz lads night round his? A $10,000,000 ante poker game? But he calmly and professional told me (as he does), that all he wanted to do was have a beer, then he added And some karaoke, so we wrote a song together and here it is!
Moderator By Poison and HowlingMadMika
Mika, well done on your promotion,
I know youve, gotta clue whatcha doing
You can play with all your brand new shiny special buttons
I know what you are, what you are, Mika,
Look at you, doing more than just tickets,
Mika you, got all the buttons to sort things out
Used to be a crew boss, and a Help Desk Operator,
I know what you are, what you are, Mika
Moderator, Moder-Moderator, you're a Moderator,
Oh Moderator, oh you're a Moderator, Mika
You you you are, you you you are
Moderator, Moderator, Moderator, Moderator
Boy don't try to hide
I know just (just) what you are-are-are
Boy don't try to hide
I know just (just) what you are-are-are
(You) You can move topics
(You) You can ban players
(You) We know you can do it
(You) Youre a Moderator
Boy don't try to hide
I know just (just) what you are-are-are
Boy don't try to hide
I know just (just) what you are-are-are
(You) Youre coloured in green
(You) Youre in the EG
(You) We know you can do it
(You) Youre a Moderator
Moderator, Moder-Moderator, you're a Moderator,
Oh Moderator, oh you're a Moderator, Mika
You you you are, you you you are
Moderator, Moderator, Moderator, Moderator
Moderator, Moder- Moderator, you're a Moderator,
Oh Moderator, oh you're a Moderator, Mika!