Sunday, December 26th, 2010
Issue: 61   Editor: McAldarion


A Christmas Carol... iSpecialDelivery
Christmas 2010,

It’s Christmas again in the land of Bootleggers. Santa was on his way back to the pole side, when all of the sudden Rudolf mentioned him that he still needed to pay a visit to the magical land of Bootleggers. So, Santa turned around his sleigh and flew to the land of Bootleggers. He heard horrible stories about people fighting around Christmas time. That’s when he decided he would make this Christmas the best that Bootleggers ever had, because he thinks that nobody should fight when it’s Christmas. And he wanted to give some players extra attention. When he arrived he immediately turned himself towards ILoveLexia. He heard that she was all alone this Christmas and Santa thinks that no one should be alone with Christmas. So he asked ILoveLexia if she wanted to come with Santa on his trip and ILoveLexia was thrilled and said yes. That way ILoveLexia wouldn’t be alone with Christmas. They saw something when they were flying through the sky and guess what? Lew was sitting there on a bench, totally drunk. They asked him what he did. He said that he went clubbing with some friends and then fell asleep on a bench in the park. Lew also asked if Santa and ILoveLexia had seen his girlfriend, but they haven’t seen her. That was the moment were Lew got really scared, cause also he didn’t know where his girlfriend was. Where was the girlfriend of Lew? Santa said to him that he could come with him and ILoveLexia in search for his girlfriend. So now there are two people together with Santa on his sleigh and it started to begin a little bit crowded up there. Santa and his companions were on their way again in search of Lew his girlfriend. After a while Lew looked on the streets and he saw three people down there in the front yard of a house and as it turned out one of them was his girlfriend. They landed and saw that the other two people were Zantarav8 and his brother. They were busy building a snowman, but it wasn’t finished yet. So everyone helped to make a very nice snowman, which Santa did admit looked a lot like him. Then Santa had a good idea what to do next with ILoveLexia. He said to her that she should stay this Christmas with Zantarav8 and his brother as they were also alone this Christmas. ILoveLexia stayed and now she was sure that she wouldn’t be alone for this Christmas. As Santa, Lew and his girlfriend went up in the are again to bring them home, they saw that iHawx was sitting there with his whole family at the dinner table. They were having dinner and so much fun with each other. Santa then realized that the real meaning of Christmas is spending time with the people that you love and having a nice time. That there shouldn’t be any fighting when it’s Christmas. That everyone should shake each other’s hands and have peace, even it’s just for two days. But unfortunately Santa also knows that is impossible as there will always be fighting on the World wherever he might go to. This Christmas, he at least wanted that some crews would stop shooting for only two days and have a peaceful Christmas, but is this going to happen? Santa really hopes so, but he can’t make any promises.

Santa really hoped that the people who he tried to help had a great Christmas and that next year he can come back and maybe help some other people enjoy a good Christmas!

“See you next year,” he said and he went off to his own home. He looked back once and was really happy with the things that he had just done.

Yours Sincerely,
Santa!