Sunday, December 20th, 2009
Issue: 7   Editor: Mika


Absolute Zero Wiped! Joke
On Tuesday, 395,000 bullets went flying as The Vanguard wiped Absolute Zero because of their Bullet Factory in New York. Because The Vanguard had no desire of the extra crew spot, they left it open for The Gambino Family to make an appearance on the crew stats for the first time this round.

Lockstock, Dayvo, and Ragtime were identified as the members of The Vanguard who shot. Once the Bullet Factory owner died, and it dropped, Noggin picked it up quickly. The Buzz was able to get in touch with Ragtime, and when we asked about why The Vanguard shot. He said, “We thought it would be nice to have a bullet factory, we feel ready to defend it. We had planned for about 24 hours leading up to the event, and we felt we could not shoot at a crew for their BF without wiping them, so we turned it into a wipe!”

Cain, one of the two bosses of Absolute Zero had a few things to say about the attack, “We expected the attack, we're always shot by someone. But The Vanguard caught us offguard, we've never had any issues with them.” When we asked him what his plans for now are, he replied, “Now I'm just going to go underground, and watch TV get wiped off the map.” He doesn't have plans for wiping them off, “they wiped themselves off the map, I'll have nothing to do with it.” Will we be seeing Absolute Zero on the stats again anytime soon? “I'm not sure if the stats are for us, but we'll definitely be around!”

When the Buzz got in contact with Spitter, the one who took advantage of the wipe, and created The Gambino Family, this is what he had to say, “I was unaware of the attack until it took place. I saw that they got wiped, noticed the crew was gone and concluded there was one up for grabs. Didn't have a thing to do with it and would like to give my respects to AZ.” As for what Spitter has in mind for The Gambino Family, “At the moment there are no plans what so ever, I just saw an opportunity, and took it. I chose to name the crew, 'The Gambino Family' because this has been my crew for as long as I've played bootleggers. It was founded by my good friend Capo.”

It's always exciting to see large amounts of bullets flying, especially because of a bullet factory! To only be able to speculate at the future is somewhat frustrating when two crews face off for a property early in the round. It will be exciting to see what happens for The Vangaurd in the future, as well as for Absolute Zero. Lastly, for The Gambino Family, the Buzz would like to wish the best of luck while they control a spot on the stats page!