Sunday, March 13th, 2011
Issue: 72   Editor: TheAldarionArmy


The Ugly Truth Dooosy
Haha... It's slightly been a while since I've submitted anything here to say the least. To be honest, nothing has really caught my eye or given me a reason to write a piece for a pretend newspaper on a dying game. Until now that is. Like many of you, I login pretty much to play in the forums. I don't partake in crimes, can't be asked to steal a car and could care less about my rank. It will take me the same two minutes to make another account as it did when I made this one. So what brings me back to the Buzz? The forums of course. The highlight of my time spent on Bootleggers over the last few weeks has been the game forum. Every morning when I log on it usually takes me a matter of seconds to spot that thread. You know the one I'm talking about if you spend any time in the game forum. The one that says something like "I haz ben gone for 37 yrs and I wunt 2 play. Wut is going on?" or maybe something like "My whole family had aids and now that they are dead, I'm back on BL after 3 years. What happened to the game?" Think I'm wrong, take a look. You morons give me a reason to login each day. You are obviously smart enough to be able to locate the game forum and navigate to it, yet either too stupid or too lazy to read it. Instead of posting a stupid fucking thread that will just cause us to say dumb shit and make fun of you, read the forum. The answers are all there. It's not like small pox was introduced to BL and killed us all. In the meantime, thanks for being stupid. Guess I'll be seeing you all in the game forum. Until next time ladies and gentlemen, that's the ugly truth.