Sunday, January 3rd, 2010
Issue: 9   Editor: Mika


Solaris' Gossip Column Solaris
I've had a two week vacation from writing my article and this is only a quickie really as frankly I have fuck all time at the moment.

Ok lets start with the photo album as I noticed one face kept popping up in it. MnemosyneMelpomene and Kalliope. Now who the fuck needs 1500 bullets that badly that they'd go through the rigmarole of taking that many photos of themselves. Also good on a nobody managing to die twice already, that's quite a talent.

Having recently seen a photo of Annallja (definitely worth 1500 bullets by the way) I was staring off into space with my hand on my... keyboard and noticed that she is actually using subliminal messages with her username. Annall..? ja..! This all came into my head with my hand on my.... mouse so do excuse me if you do not share my amusement. Though do feel free to ask her for annall, I know what her answer will be

Now since I've been away there was some furore with Nyxxie, Sabin and BSF. I'll sum it up here. Nyxxie is a socially inept bumbling simpleton. I don't think she is definitely malicious, I think she just gives herself more credit for her own intelligence than she actually deserves. BSF doesn't give two fucks about this game or its players, he just cares about his pay cheque so frankly to bitch about Sabin who for all his faults actually seemed to do some work around here is pretty weak. That's it summed up, no amount of bitching will change anything so lets get naked and rub our genitals on Zoras face!(ok that was a step too far, I think only I should have that privilege, ignoring the fact I've never spoken to her).

Nyxxie should have realised the controversial nature of attacking the leader of any religion even one such as bootleggers through the medium of comics. Just ask http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Westergaard.

Police cars have been nerfed. 240 mill was a crazy payout but credit to BSF as he sorted that out (I was pretty amazed he was even logged into the game to be honest). Then he does the normal routine and fucks something that didn't need fixing. I think Sabin should move to China, completely steal bootleggers and get everyone to move across to it. I'd join straightaway. Frankly did he sign a contract saying he wouldn't steal all the programming he did anyway?

Like I said, this is to be a very short article. I hope a few people I've actually heard of post their photos on the album so that I can get a cheap laugh. I'll write a better article next week once I've recovered from my nightmare journey through the snow. You're still all cunts, now I'm off to send naked photos of myself to Lexia, she's fucking loves it!

Ciao