Sunday, January 3rd, 2010
Issue: 9   Editor: Mika


Unfortunate Gentlemen Mika
Originally written by Joke

This week, to avenge his crew mates, the boss of The Verve, Machine, decided to unleash the bullets he had been saving on Gentlemen of Fortune, eventually wiping them out. Machine met up with his good friend, Lennon (using the name Odietamo), and recruited him to help with the pay back operation. Together, they wiped Gentlemen of Fortune because of their involvement with The Triad, who last week snuck their way into The Verve to inside the crew. There are reports of murders all across the country, so local authorities have had to step down and hand this case over to the FBI. Shortly, we may be seeing this case come to its end. We here at the Buzz hope for all parties a safe conclusion to all recent events.

Buzz Co-Editor Mika discovered some of the bodies while relaxing in his favorite strip club. Fellow Bootleggers players followed suit across the country as reports started coming in of Gentlemen of Fortune members not tipping the strippers. A few Gentlemen of Fortune members we were able to get in contact with vouched for their fellow crew mates saying that they'd never go in to a strip club, and it has got to be the killers that put their bodies in there. As to why a strip club, Machine and Lennon had no comment.

A few witnesses came forth to the Buzz, and said they overheard a few of the killings. One in particular, InnocentWitness, had stated he was just outside of a bar on the night of the shootings, and thought he recognized Lennon's voice coming from around the corner. When he peaked his head around, he saw Lennon standing over an unrecognizable body shouting, “BrownEyes says 'Hi!'”. When asked about this testimony, Lennon stated, “I'd like to mention that even though I signed my kills with 'browneyes says hi' it has nothing to do with them and I'm not trying to get them in trouble like it has been suggested.” (referring to The Invisibles)This conflict comes after just a mere two weeks ago when Lennon shot at the Blood Line Killahz while he was still associated with The Invisibles, and dragging them into the fight.

The Buzz was able to get in contact with DrSyrrist, underboss of Gentlemen of Fortune. He claimed he was sleeping when The Verve had been shot at, and refused to comment anymore on that issue. S, his new name, claims that The Verve had shot him wrongly, and that in fact Gentlemen of Fortune is not allied with The Triad, but rather that is The Family that aided in insiding The Verve. His testimony comes among many rumors that it is in fact The Family instead of Gentlemen of Fortune who aided The Triad, but one may never know.

There are still a few bodies that have yet to be found. If you happen to stumble upon any unrecognizable bodies, be sure to contact the local authorities. Just make sure you're not carrying any illegal booze at the time. We will be sure to keep you updated on any further events that unfold in the coming weeks because of this brief battle. As for members of every crew involved, it seems for now they are just working on ranking back up, to try once more for dominance.